One morning a woman got up to get ready for the day.

 

“ Well. I will get myself into the shower.” she said to herself. 

 

The woman  picked out some clothes to wear, walked into the bathroom, grabbed a wash cloth, took her pajamas and underwear off. 

 

Meanwhile, inside her skin, the greasy oils were just hanging out.

 

“ May I have your attention please? Somebody is about to have a shower.” the chief greasy oil announced.

 

The greasy oils were not happy about the announcement.  

 

 

“ Oh no, soap and water will be coming in to get us out!” the greasy oils complained.

 

The greasy oils were disappointed about having to leave the skin.

 

All of a sudden, water entered the skin and greeted the greasy oils.

 

“ Hello you guys, I’ve come to get you out.” the water said.

 

“ No! we do not want to leave the skin. We want you to leave!” the greasy oils whined. 

 

“ Well! Too bad, I’m not leaving until soap comes in. When the soap comes into the skin, we will both take you out.” the water explained.

 

 “Oh, alright.” the greasy oils replied.

 

 

When the soap entered the skin the greasy oils happily greeted it.

 

“ Hello soap, we’re ready to leave the skin.” the greasy oils happily said.

 

“Water, why are the greasy oils happy to leave the skin?” the soap asked.

 

“ Well, they did not want to leave at first but then I explained to them that it’s our job to get them out, so the skin will be clean.”  the water explained. 

 

“ Oh good, I’m glad that they realize that in order for the skin to be clean, they have to leave.” the soap replied.

 

After she washed her body, the woman began to rinse her hair. After her hair was rinsed she picked up the shampoo bottle.

 

 

 

“ Shampoo, it’s time to come out of your bottle and help water clean the hair.” she said as she opened the bottle and turned it upside down. 

 

 

“ Okay, here I come!” the shampoo replied as it emerged from its bottle onto her hands.

 

When the shampoo was on her hands, the woman showed it the hair.

 

“ Oh my, the hair does need to be cleaned!” the shampoo replied.

 

“ Yes, it does and  I know someone for the job of cleaning the hair.” the woman said.

 

“ Who might that be?” the shampoo asked.

 

“ You!” the woman answered as she began to scrub the hair.  

 

Meanwhile, the conditioner was inside its bottle waiting its turn to go into the hair.

 

“ I can’t wait until the shampoo leaves the hair so that I can spend some time in there.” the conditioner said to itself.

 

After the shampoo was rinsed out of her hair, the woman picked up the conditioner bottle.

 

“ Conditioner, it’s your turn to go into the hair now, the shampoo has left.” the woman said as she opened the conditioner bottle and turned it upside down. 

 

“ Okay, here I come ready or not!” the conditioner replied as it emerged from its bottle. 

 

The woman brought her hands with the conditioner on them, towards her hair.

 

“ Oh my, the hair could use some good oils and nutrients from me.” the conditioner said.

 

 

 

“ Well, go in and make your delivery right now.” the woman replied as she put the conditioner in her hair.

 

When the conditioner entered the hair it talked to itself.

 

 

“ Okay,  I’ll just put the good oils and nutrients in here then water can come get me out of here.” the conditioner told itself.

 

When the woman aimed the showerhead towards the hair, she told the conditioner it was time to leave. 

 

“ Okay conditioner, you’ve done your job and now it’s time for you to leave.” the woman said as she rinsed the conditioner out.

 

The woman turned off the water, got out, grabbed a towel and dried herself off.

 

 

“ I think that I will send some lotion into my skin.” the woman told herself. 

 

She grabbed the lotion bottle.

 

Meanwhile, inside her skin, the skin cells were complaining about the dryness.  

 

“ Oh! It is so dry in here!” one of the skin cells complained.

 

“ Well, lotion will be arriving any minute now.” another skin cell replied. 

 

When the lotion got rubbed in, one of the skin cells happily greeted it.

 

“ Hello lotion, we’ve been waiting for you.” the skin cell said.

 

“ Well, I’m happy to come in and help keep the skin moisturized.” the lotion replied. 

 

 

As the lotion was soaking into the skin, a new skin cell asked a question.

 

“ How did you get in here?” the young skin cell asked.

 

“ Well, little one, I was rubbed in.” the lotion answered.

 

The woman got herself dressed, dried her hair, brushed her teeth and started her day.

 

The End